The art of cheating

How many times have you gone to an exam without having studied the necessary? Thinking that you could have studied more, but relaxed because you already know what your mark would be. So, what could you do, just to give up, or try to do something? Most of the times the second option is the best, but, how can you do anything without knowing a thing? Easy answer, just cheat. Cheating is a noble art only used by the most intelligent students. It is a necessary risk for obtaining a mark according their brilliance. I’m very familiarized with this topic because in my bilingual class it has always been a very common way of passing exams. Do you want to know more about this marvellous world? So continue reading and you’ll know the most incredible techniques.

The first thing that you have to know is that there are different cheating techniques and styles, and every people in my class has a determined one. Some of the just use the traditional way: looking at the nearest person’s exam or asking a partner in a very low voice about any question. But most of the people use more complex ones. For example, what would you think of a boy that has bring a toilet paper to clean his nose and is passing it to everyone in the class during an exam for cleaning their noses? Anything except of them being cheating. Well, that’s exactly what all them did with this stratagem.
Another funny style is to put all your notes at the window, and sit yourself near it. I just know one boy that has done that, he is the most intelligent an incredible boy ever, a cheating master.

But my favourite cheating technique is very simple, but really risky too. It just consists of having the book and your notes on your legs and look at them from time to time. If the teacher doesn’t notice anything, you’ll probably get an incredible mark, but it’s really easy to be catched, so I only recommend you to do this when you are very self-confident. If your teacher asks you: “Javi, do you have cheating sheets?” answer her naturally or you’ll be finished!